1. “Im FERRERO ROCHER done with you”
2. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t think I want to be with you”.
3. Go to dinner at a Chinese restaurant, get a fortune that says “you need to be single” and break up with them.
4. Get them a card that opens up and plays Potential Breakup Song by Ally and AJ.
5. Tell them your celebrity crush liked your comment on an Instagram post and break up with them, because things seem to be getting pretty serious.
6. “Hey can I show you a magic trick…boom you are single”.
7. When your significant other gives you a Valentines gift, give them an eviction notice for them to get out of your life.
8. Give your significant other a heart shaped box of chocolates…plot twist you ate them all. Tell them “this is how you make me feel (empty)”.
9. Set the mood and never show up for the date.
10. Take your date to a nice dinner and when they ask how many are in your party, say one.
11. Take them a cake that is frosted with the words “ I am breaking up with you”. That way you get to break up with them and they get free cake, it’s a win win!
12. Send a cute text.
13. Tell your Valentines that you want to lose weight and when they ask how much answer with “I don’t know, how much do you weigh?”
14. Get all of your significant others possessions that have been left at your house or dorm and give them all back to them saying “I hope you don’t mind, I got a jump start on spring cleaning and it starts with you”.
Listicle created by: Olivia Mora, Ryan Peterson, Natalie Mooney