I picked up an album called Reputation by this artist named Taylor Swift. Even though she has the exact same name as the 2006 country sweetheart that released her first album, Taylor Swift, I’m pretty sure that this is not the same artist. I mean how does one go from singing soft and sweet country songs about innocent teen loves to singing petty and attacking pop songs about other singers? But in any case, I decided to give this new album a new name, along with new song titles.
| Taylor Swift’s Version | My Version |
| Reputation | Petty Songs Written about every Person that Slightly Pissed Me Off |
| …Ready for It? | I’m Just Trying to Make All of My Exes Jealous of My Fantasies about this Other Man |
| End Game | I don’t Want You to end up Like All of my Other Exes |
| I DID SOMETHING BAD | Liars, and Playboys, and Snakes. Oh My! |
| Don’t Blame Me | Blame it on the Drugs…I mean… My Exes |
| Delicate | Awe a Love Song About My New Boy! |
| LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO | I’m Making a List, I’m Checking it Twice, I’m gonna Find out Who’s Naughty and Nice, I’m a Snake and I’m Comin’ For You. |
| SO IT GOES… | I’ll be Your Bad Girl BB |
| Gorgeous | Sorry Tom, he’s Just Hotter than you |
| GETAWAY CAR | Just Keep Driving Tom |
| KING OF MY HEART | Awe… another Love Song about My New Boy… |
| DANCING WITH OUR HANDS TIED | BDSM? But that Damn Social Media…That’s what Drove us Apart. |
| Dress | D.R.E.S.S: Definitely an R-Rated Explicit Sexy Song |
| THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS | This is why Kanye Sucks so Much |
| CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT | I Call Him Joe (And Not Jonas) |
| New Year’s Day | New Year’s Resolution: Hold On to this One |
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