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171 thoughts while watching Mockingjay Part 1

Melanie Voigt, a senior graphic design major, went opening night to see The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1. Here is every thought she had while watching. Every. last. one.

  1. So. Many. People.
  2. Is the whole world here?
  3. Thank you roommate for saving a seat. Even though I’m not sitting by you.
  4. I’m sitting by someone I don’t know.
  5. So much for hanging out with my roommate.
  6. Sorry stranger.
  7. Please don’t judge me as I’m writing.
  8. And as I open all of my smuggled-in candy.
  9. Are the lights going dim?
  10. Yes.
  11. Oh. My. Gosh.
  12. Minions!
  13. Singing “Jingle Bells!”
  14. This is my favorite preview.
  15. Oh wait! A minion Christmas Tree!
  16. This is definitely the best preview ever.
  17. Preview #2
  18. There was a hot guy in that last preview.
  19. I might consider to see it now.
  20. Preview #3
  21. PITCH PERFECT 2
  22. ACCA-MAZING
  23. I’M LITERALLY SCREAMING INSIDE.
  24. THIS IS THE BEST PREVIEW EVER.
  25. Preview #20938410984…..
  26. YES. MY PHONE IS OFF. Please, just start the movie.
  27. Wait. I think it’s actually starting.
  28. It is! Praise the Lord!
  29. There’s Katniss!!!!
  30. Katniss is freaking out.
  31. So am I.
  32. Don’t touch Katniss!
  33. Okay, thanks for not listening.
  34. The pearl! She still has the pearl!
  35. Pearl. Pearl. Pearl…
  36. Pearl. Peeta. Peeta! Peeeetttaaa!!!
  37. Where’s Peeta?
  38. WHY NO PEETA YET?
  39. Okay, well we’re in District 13.
  40. It looks like a honeycomb.
  41. Ha. HoneyComb cereal.
  42. Refocus.
  43. Gale! Gale is here!
  44. His eyes! So dreamy.
  45. District 12?
  46. Wow.
  47. The emotion is real.
  48. I can’t.
  49. Poor Katniss.
  50. Where’s Peeta?
  51. Peeta would make it all better.
  52. President Snow…stupid.
  53. You ruined white roses forever.
  54. Forever.
  55. There’s Caesar Flickerman!
  56. Who’s he talking to?
  57. AHHHH!!!!!
  58. PEETA!!!!
  59. ALL IN WHITE
  60. I HEAR THE BELLS
  61. I don’t know what you’re saying.
  62. I HEAR THE BELLS
  63. Just stay on the screen.
  64. 🙂
  65. WAIT. DON’T GO PEETA.
  66. COME BACK.
  67. PEEETTTTAAAA.
  68. He has left us.
  69. I’m just as sad as you Katniss.
  70. Peeta left us too soon.
  71. Katniss is Mockingjay.
  72. It’s about time you decide.
  73. Peeta would have decided for you already.
  74. But Peeta isn’t here.
  75. So it makes sense you took forever.
  76. Peeta makes good decisions.
  77. Peeta knows all things.
  78. Peeta bakes bread.
  79. *Peeta bread.
  80. Refocus.
  81. It’s about time Effie shows up.
  82. Sassy Effie.
  83. Katniss the girl on fire?
  84. I don’t think so.
  85. Effie is the girl on fire.
  86. So. Much. Sass.
  87. Cinna’s sketchbook.
  88. So. Beautiful.
  89. Those drawings tho!
  90. I wish I could be an artist like that.
  91. Why did Cinna have to leave us so soon?
  92. Cinna.
  93. Why?!
  94. I really want Cinnabon now.



  95. I might go get some.
  96. Actually, I probably shouldn’t.
  97. I can’t miss Peeta.
  98. Where is Peeta?
  99. Peeta.
  100. In other news.
  101. Katniss has a new bow!
  102. With color-coded arrows!
  103. But where will she ever shoot these?!
  104. Not in District 13!
  105. They’re leaving now.
  106. Oh good.
  107. The outdoors still exists.
  108. And so do hovercrafts.
  109. They’re landing.
  110. Where are they?
  111. Super confused.
  112. Refugees.
  113. Oh no.
  114. Disaster.
  115. Color-coded arrows.
  116. Hovercrafts.
  117. Explosions.
  118. Good people.
  119. Explosions.
  120. Lots of hope.
  121. Explosions.
  122. Mockingjay.
  123. All is lost.
  124. Stupid Capitol.
  125. Stupid. Stupid. Capitol.
  126. Katniss is mad.
  127. Very mad.
  128. Impressively mad.
  129. PEETA.
  130. PEETA IS BACK.
  131. Don’t believe the Capitol, Peeta.
  132. They’re bad.
  133. You’re good.
  134. They’re bad.
  135. Stay with us, Peeta.
  136. Don’t leave.
  137. He left.
  138. No Gale, Peeta had no choice.
  139. You don’t know everything.
  140. You’re not in his shoes.
  141. You’re not so cute anymore.
  142. Be sympathetic towards Peeta.
  143. Gosh Gale.
  144. Katniss was just asked to sing…
  145. Katniss can sing.
  146. Katniss is singing with Mockingjays.
  147. They should start a band.
  148. Because they can actually sing.
  149. And it’s a catchy tune.
  150. I had no idea lumberjacks had that in them.
  151. Dam.
  152. #GirlOnFire
  153. #GirlOnFireCausesFire
  154. From the Capitol.
  155. In the homeland.
  156. BUT…
  157. Peeta saved them.
  158. BUT…
  159. He looks terrible.

  160. Why isn’t anyone going in to save him?
  161. SAVE PEETA.
  162. Katniss is really upset. I’m right there with you girl.
  163. This is like Zero Dark Thirty. So intense.
  164. Finnick Perfect Odair and his smooth talk. So good.
  165. PEETA MELLARK JOSHUA HUTCHERSON.
  166. ASDFJKL;
  167. And that’s how it ended.
  168. Well, okay. Fine then.
  169. Am I okay with this?
  170. No.
  171. I don’t know if we’ll be able to make it through this next year.
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